Comedy news in igbo language

I'm happy to help! However, I must clarify that Igbo is a language spoken in Nigeria and other parts of West Africa, and it's not a widely used language for comedy news. But I can try to create a humorous news article in Igbo language for you!

Here's a sample:

Ndị Igbo na-akpa-akpa! (Igbo people, laugh!)

Nkịtị na-akwa-akwa! (Breaking news!)

Otu mmiri na-eme ka ọkụ! (One water has caused a fire!)

Nke a na-akpa-akpa! (This is funny!)

Nke a bụ ọkụ na-eme ka mmiri! (This is a fire that has caused water!)

Ndị Igbo na-akpa-akpa! (Igbo people, laugh!)

Translation:

"Igbo people, laugh! Breaking news! One water has caused a fire! This is funny! This is a fire that has caused water! Igbo people, laugh!"

Please note that this is just a sample and not an actual news article. Igbo language is a complex and nuanced language, and it's not easy to create a humorous news article that would resonate with Igbo speakers. But I hope this gives you an idea of what a comedy news article in Igbo language might look like!