Cabals osinbajo demystified must not return to work pdp warns buhari

It seems like you've provided a fictional or satirical headline. Cabals, Osinbajo, demystified, and the rest of the text appear to be a mix of unrelated words and phrases. It's not possible to provide a meaningful response to this headline as it doesn't make sense.

However, I can try to break down the individual components and provide some context:

• "Cabals" typically refers to a group of people who secretly plot and manipulate events to achieve their goals, often in a corrupt or unethical manner.
• "Osinbajo" likely refers to Professor Yemi Osinbajo, the current Vice President of Nigeria.
• "Demystified" means to make something mysterious or unclear become clear or understandable.
• "Must not return to work" is a phrase that suggests someone is being told not to go back to their job or duty.
• "PDP" likely refers to the People's Democratic Party, a political party in Nigeria.
• "Buhari" likely refers to Muhammadu Buhari, the current President of Nigeria.

If you could provide more context or clarify what you're trying to say, I'd be happy to help you with your question or provide more information on the topic.