Buzzfeed breaking news

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BREAKING:

  1. CATS TAKE OVER THE WORLD: Reports are emerging that cats have risen up and are now in control of global governments. World leaders are scrambling to negotiate with the feline overlords.
  2. NEW PIZZA TRENDS: A shocking new study reveals that the most popular pizza topping in the world is now... (drumroll please)... pickles! Yes, you read that right. Pickles are the new pepperoni.
  3. GOLDEN RETRIEVERS DISCOVER HIDDEN TREASURE: A group of Golden Retrievers in California have stumbled upon a hidden treasure trove of belly rubs and squeaky toys. The dogs are now living their best lives.
  4. NEW STUDY REVEALS THE SECRET TO HAPPINESS: Scientists have discovered that the key to happiness is... (drumroll please)... eating an entire pizza by yourself while watching your favorite TV show. The study has been hailed as a game-changer.
  5. WORLD'S LARGEST SLICE OF PIZZA CUT: A team of pizza enthusiasts has set a new Guinness World Record for the largest slice of pizza ever cut. The slice measures over 10 feet in diameter and weighs over 100 pounds.

Stay tuned for more breaking news and updates!