Breaking news meme

BREAKING NEWS MEME

BREAKING: [insert ridiculous news here]

insert dramatic music

BREAKING:

• Cats have taken over the world and are demanding belly rubs
• Pizza has been declared the official food of the universe
• The meaning of life has been revealed to be "watching cat videos"
• The government has announced a new holiday: National Napping Day
• Aliens have landed and are demanding to know where the snacks are
• The world has run out of avocado toast
• The secret to eternal youth has been discovered (it's actually just eating Cheetos)

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(Note: These are just examples, and not actual breaking news. Or are they?)