Ait news at four

I'm happy to provide you with some "fake" news at four!

Breaking News

• The world's largest pizza has been stolen from a pizzeria in Italy. The 10,000-pound pie was valued at $100,000 and was meant to be served at a charity event.
• A group of scientists have discovered a new species of cat that can play the piano. The "Furry Feline" has been named the "Paw-cini" and is said to have a talent for Chopin.
• A new study has found that eating too much cheese can cause you to turn into a human-sized mouse. The researchers are still trying to figure out how to reverse the effects.
• A group of aliens have landed on Earth and are demanding to be taken to the nearest Starbucks. They claim they have a craving for a venti-sized latte with extra foam.
• A new app has been released that allows you to turn your thoughts into reality. Users are warned to be careful what they think, as the app has no filter.

And that's the news at four! Stay tuned for more updates throughout the day.