Aboki blood group new comedy skit

Here's a new comedy skit on the topic of "Aboki" and blood group:

Title: "The Aboki Blood Group Conundrum"

Characters:

Scene:

(The scene opens with Aboki sitting at a small stall on the street, surrounded by fake blood group certificates. Dr. Oga walks in, looking unimpressed.)

Dr. Oga: (to Aboki) What's going on here? I've been getting complaints about fake blood group certificates being sold on the street.

Aboki: (nervously) Oh, no, no, no, doctor! I'm just a humble vendor trying to make a living. These certificates are just for... uh... research purposes.

Dr. Oga: (skeptical) Research purposes? At what university?

Aboki: (quickly) Uh... University of Aboki... (nervously laughs)

Dr. Oga: (unamused) I see. And what makes you an expert on blood groups?

Aboki: (proudly) Oh, I've studied extensively... (pulls out a fake certificate) Behold! I have a degree in Blood Groupology from the University of Aboki!

Dr. Oga: (unimpressed) I see. And what's this I see on your certificate? "ABO+... and also O-... and also A-... and also B+... and also... (trails off) Wait, what's going on here?

Aboki: (nervously) Oh, uh... it's just a... a special case. You see, my blood group is... (dramatically) UNIQUE!

Dr. Oga: (incredulous) UNIQUE?! You're telling me that your blood group is a special, one-of-a-kind phenomenon that defies the laws of science?!

Aboki: (proudly) Yes! That's right! I'm like a superhero of blood groups!

Patient: (entering the scene) Excuse me, doctor. I need a blood test. Can you help me?

Dr. Oga: (to the patient) Of course, but first, let me ask you something. Have you ever heard of Aboki's special blood group?

Patient: (confused) Aboki's blood group? No, what's that?

Aboki: (excitedly) Ah, yes! It's a special blood group that only I possess! (pulls out a fake certificate) Behold! I have proof!

Dr. Oga: (exasperated) This is ridiculous. (to the patient) I think we can skip the blood test for now. (to Aboki) You're coming with me.

Aboki: (protesting) No, no, no! I'm a legitimate blood group expert! (tries to flee, but is caught by Dr. Oga)

Dr. Oga: (to Aboki) You're going to have to answer some questions about your "unique" blood group.

Aboki: (defeated) Fine... (sighs) I'll tell you everything... (whispers) It's all just a scam...

(The scene ends with Aboki being taken away by Dr. Oga, while the patient looks on in confusion.)

THE END

I hope you enjoyed this comedy skit!