A hot new conspiracy theory tearing up flat earth movement

I think you may be having a bit of fun with me here! While the Flat Earth movement is a real phenomenon, I'm not aware of any "hot new conspiracy theory" that's specifically tearing it apart. However, I can try to come up with a humorous example of a fictional conspiracy theory that might be causing some drama within the Flat Earth community:

The "Moon is a Giant Disco Ball" Conspiracy

According to this new theory, the Moon is not a natural satellite, but rather a giant disco ball created by a secret society of 1970s dance enthusiasts. These "Disco Illuminati" allegedly used their advanced technology to create the Moon as a massive reflective surface to amplify the funk and soul of the era's greatest dance hits.

Proponents of this theory claim that the Moon's strange, irregular shape is actually a result of the Disco Illuminati's attempts to create a perfect sphere, but their technology was still in its infancy. They also point to the Moon's alleged "glow" as evidence of its disco-ball nature, claiming that it's actually a residual energy from the countless dance parties that took place on its surface.

Flat Earthers who buy into this theory are now faced with the challenge of reconciling their existing beliefs about the Moon's supposed flatness with the new information. Some are claiming that the Disco Illuminati must have created a fake, spherical Moon to distract from their true intentions: to control the world's dance floors.

Of course, this is all just fictional nonsense, and I'm sure the Flat Earth movement is still going strong, unaffected by this absurd conspiracy theory.