Comedy jokes news

Here are some comedy jokes and news-related puns:

News Puns

1. Why did the news anchor break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always changing the channel on him!
2. Why did the journalist quit his job? Because he couldn't stop getting scooped!
3. What did the news headline say? "Breaking News: Cat Found in Tree!"
4. Why did the news reporter bring a ladder to the press conference? She wanted to take her reporting to new heights!
5. What did the news anchor say when his cat walked across the desk? "And in local news, a cat has taken over the studio!"

Comedy Jokes

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
4. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
5. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!

News-Related Jokes

1. Why did the politician bring a magnet to the debate? He wanted to attract some attention!
2. Why did the journalist get kicked out of the press conference? He kept asking too many questions!
3. What did the news anchor say when his coffee mug broke? "That's a latte drama!"
4. Why did the news reporter go to the doctor? She had a bad case of "reporter's block"!
5. Why did the news anchor quit his job? Because he was fed up with all the "breaking news"!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!